Here's a short list of the crap people come up with when asked if they would like to join me/us for a skydive. To make it easy for you I've rated them on a scale of 1-10 so you'll know which ones work the best.
1. Money- Can't argue with that, but geez how many times do you eat out a month?
score: 8
2. Danger- Total crap. It's unfamiliar, not dangerous. Look up the statistics you wus.
score: 3
3. Physical limitations- If you're over 230lbs, have health problems, or are pregnant you're probably right and you can't do it.
score: 10
3. I am a Mother/Father- See #2.
score: 3
4. My Husband/Wife won't let me- Divorce or suicide, either would be an improvement for you.
score: who cares, find a gun
5. Time- You are full of shit.
score: 1
6. I'm busy on Sundays when you go- Pick a day. I would love an excuse to go.
score: 6
7. I'm scared- I can't blame you for that. I was pretty scared my first time too. See you Sunday.
score: 2
8. I have no one to watch the kid(s)- I was hoping you wouldn't read this far. I have no response for this one. You can't go.
score: 10
Thought of another one? Let me know.
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1 comment:
How about, "Because I am lame." I have decided that is Brent's excuse.
I want to GOOOOO! We have to make Brent do it. Come on, pressure him. I will totally get someone to watch the kid!
Cool blog btw.
Erica
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